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TENG BOON SONG JEREMY
15, Male, Singapore

He is the typical Chinese teenage guy you always see, albeit a fat one, bouncing on the streets. He was first seen at February 20, 1994, though at that time he didn't manage to bounce into the world. For your information, he started to morph into a quasi-spherical ball at the age of 9. He's still in his journey towards being a perfect sphere, and currently in the dilemma of whether he should return.

Secondary 3 life in Commonwealth Secondary School's triple science stream has been extremely hectic, though surprisingly he could spare time for his radio occasionally. Unfortunately, that doesn't mean he's able to manage time properly. Often he does something at the expense of another thing.

He loves to sing and wishes to make it big some day. But time doesn't permit him to improve his skills. He participated in Campus Superstar 2009 and made it to the top 10. That was when he started to crumble at the face of myriads of criticisms while being on national TV. He looked strong, but he was not. Unfortunately he's a person who takes every word he hears into heart, regardless of its credibility or its motive.

Most importantly he heavily adores Doraemon to the core of the core! Jeremy's dad bought him lots of Doraemon merchandise since young because Doraemon's Mandarin name is xiao ding dang, where ding suggests his Mandarin surname. Lame reason, but Doraemon, with his wonderful gadgets in his three-dimensional pocket such as Dokodemo door etc, is always loved dearly by him. As a result of his love for Doraemon, he's extremely interested in the Japanese language and is currently taking a rest in learning it as a third language.

Being an emotional and lazy guy, he's often called names like sissy and gay since primary education. Time hasn't been a very good antidote for the scars. He thought he could ignore them but as mentioned, every word stays in his heart engraved. Perhaps this sissy trait also contributes to his girlish voice - Without failure he would be addressed as Ma'am or Miss by strangers on phone and by the order takers in McDelivery etc.

He wishes upon a star to live in a Doraemon-themed condominium with a home studio too, and he dreams to be a known singer-composer.

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Designer: Jeremy Teng (hysterically-weird designs)
Brushes: Total Deviance Brushes, Splatter Swirls